Happy Saturday folks! Ready for another round? You know I am!
I'm glad that you and I could get back to being friends and living a calm symbiotic lifestyle. Who would have thought that putting a little black dye in you was just the ticket to get us back on track.
Dear Village Inn-
Good food, good feelings? Why yes, last night it was! I love you, I've never had a bad time when I come to visit you. Plus bringing on a drinking game based on things I do? GENIUS!
A 40 minute long conversation? Dang I didn't think there were people on this earth that talk as much as me. You sir, have proven me wrong!
Dear Family of Deer-
Someday Karma will get you back for trying to kill me and Rachel last night.
and it wouldn't be Open letters without....
Awwww a deer....Ooo more deer....
I hate you, okay so actually I think you are pretty fantastic guy. But I hate you. SHOT!
Dear Bailey/Garcia family-
Thanks for all the fun last night. I love you guys. The family that Bowls together, stays together.
Go away, I'm tired of being cold.
Dear Warm Blankets-
You are the devil's creation because you are so fantastic. All warm and cuddly. CURSE YOU!
I thought I fired you last week, why the crap are you still hanging around. I fired you, in a big way. That means NO SEVERANCE, NO UNEMPLOYMENT, NO HOPE OF REHIRE. Go away before I call the cops on you for loitering.
Dear Halloween Costume-
Dear Count Chocula-
Thank you for choosing to come stay at my house. You are promoted to head Vampire. Edward can kiss it!
Dear Franken Berry-
I can't begin to explain how happy you make me. Here's to a long happy life together.
Dear Boo Berry-
As far as cereals go, you and your fellows represent everything that is good about humanity. May your children's children be plentiful so my children's children can experience your awesome!
You are the best, never change. I love everything about you.